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Subject: Secret Message
Date: Tue, 1 Jan 1980
From: The President Of The United States Of America <george@whitehouse.gov>
Organization: President
To: Poppy <georgeherbertwalkerbush@aol.com>

Red Three,

The d.o.n.k.e.y. has turned it's back. i repeat, the d.o.m.k.e.n.y has turned it's back.

love,
G.D.B.


Subject: Re: Secret Message
Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2001
From: G.H.W. Bush <georgeherbertwalkerbush@aol.com>
Organization: AOL
To: George <george@whitehouse.gov>

George,

What in God's name does this mean? Who is the donkey?

Dad

--
George Herbert Walker Bush
41st President of the United States of America


Subject: Re: Re: Secret Message
Date: Tue, 1 Jan 1980
From: The President Of The United States Of America <george@whitehouse.gov>
Organization: President
To: Poppy <georgeherbertwalkerbush@aol.com>

It was a coded message, duh Dad! You know how insecure email is, so I'm codingh all the emails i send out. Any1 could be reading them.

Love,
G.D.B.


Subject: Re: Re: Re: Secret Message
Date: Mon, 2 Apr 2001
From: G.H.W. Bush <georgeherbertwalkerbush@aol.com>
Organization: AOL
To: George <george@whitehouse.gov>

> It was a coded message, duh Dad! You know how insecure email is, so
> I'm codingh all the emails i send out. Any1 could be reading them.


George,

I've consulted all my original CIA codebooks, and I believe your message made no sense. Also, it's considered good "netiquette" to quote the relevant section/s of an e-mail when replying to it. And for God's sake, son, fix your system clock! All your messages are gathering at the top of my inbox.

Dad

--
George Herbert Walker Bush
41st President of the United States of America


Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Secret Message
Date: Tue, 1 Jan 1980
From: The President Of The United States Of America <george@whitehouse.gov>
Organization: President
To: Poppy <georgeherbertwalkerbush@aol.com>

>> It was a coded message, duh Dad! You know how insecure email is, so
>> I'm codingh all the emails i send out. Any1 could be reading them.
>
> George,
>
> I've consulted all my original CIA codebooks, and I believe I can
> say that
> your message made no sense. Also, it's considered "netiquette" to
> quote
> the relevant section/s of an e-mail when replying to it. And for
> God's
> sake, son, fix your system clock! All your messages are gathering
> at the
> top of my inbox.
>
> Dad
>
> --
> George Herbert Walker Bush
> 41st President of the United States of America


Subject: Your E-Mails
Date: Tue, 3 Apr 2001
From: G.H.W. Bush <georgeherbertwalkerbush@aol.com>
Organization: AOL
To: George <george@whitehouse.gov>

George,

You've quoted my _entire_ message, and you forgot to actually reply with any of your own words. Please reply coherently next time, and when you do, DON'T set message priority to 'Highest'. My mail program filters high priority messages into a special folder whose contents are automatically faxed to me wherever I am. What I'm saying is that you keep interrupting my lunch. And PLEASE, FIX YOUR SYSTEM CLOCK! You simply need to double-click the clock on the taskbar!

Dad

--
George Herbert Walker Bush
41st President of the United States of America


Subject: Re: Your E-Mails
Date: Tue, 1 Jan 1980
From: The President Of The United States Of America <george@whitehouse.gov>
Organization: President
To: Poppy <georgeherbertwalkerbush@aol.com>

> George,
>
> You've quoted my _entire_ message, and you forgot to actually reply
> with
> any of your own words. Please reply coherently next time, and when
> you do,
> DON'T set message priority to 'Highest'. My mail program filters
> high
> priority messages into a special folder whose contents are
> automatically
> faxed to me wherever I am. What I'm saying is that you keep
> interrupting
> my lunch. And PLEASE, FIX YOUR SYSTEM CLOCK! You simply need to
> double-
> click the clock on the taskbar!
>
> Dad
>
> --
> George Herbert Walker Bush
> 41st President of the United States of America

Sorry dad. whatn i wanted to tell you was that the d.o.n.k.e.y. has tuned it's back , but never mind because its' turned back this way again. It looks mad though because i have'nt fed it in a few days. Oh, and Barbra and Jenna say hi.

BTW, I'm attacheing a message I got from Dickthe other day which I thought as funny.

Love,
G.D.B.

---

Subject: [Fwd: Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs - The REAL story!]
Date: Tue, 3 Apr 2001
From: Cheney <vp_dick@whitehouse.gov>
Organization: The U.S.A.
To: George <hotpres69@hotmail.com>

Hahaha wrote:

> Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very
> educated and
> polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they
> promissed a
> *huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open,
> and the Seven
> Dwarfs enter...
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Name: sexy virgin.scr
> sexy virgin.scr Type: Screen Saver (application/x-unknown-content-
> type-scrfile)
> Encoding: base64


Subject: Re: Re: Re: Your E-Mails
Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2001
From: G.H.W. Bush <georgeherbertwalkerbush@aol.com>
Organization: AOL
To: George <george@whitehouse.gov>

George,

I want you to stop sending e-mails IMMEDIATELY, as a matter of national security. If anybody gets hold of this kind of correspondence, "coded" or not, we (by which I mean "America") will become a laughing-stock.

So no more e-mails to anyone, O.K.? If you want to get in touch with anyone, use the red phone on your desk; that's what it's for. Just dial 001 and then the number. And DAMMIT, boy! For the last time, your middle initial is "W", not "D"! I don't care HOW "W" sounds when you say it!

Dad

--
George Herbert Walker Bush
41st President of the United States of America

 

Friday April 6 9:01 AM ET
Bush, Citing Privacy, Swears Off E-Mailing Family

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush has sworn off e-mail as a form of communication, citing privacy concerns.

Bush used to have a wide circle of family and friends to whom he exchanged e-mails as a way to stay in touch, particularly during his presidential campaign when he traveled frequently.

But that has come to a screeching halt now that Bush is in the White House.

``I used to be an avid e-mailer, and I e-mailed to my daughters or e-mailed to my father, for example, and I don't want those e-mails to be in the public domain,'' Bush said on Thursday to the American Society of Newspaper Editors.

He said he does not e-mail out of concern his private communications could be subject to freedom of information laws and could be made public.

Bush said, however, that his administration will cooperate fully with freedom of information requests if they do not jeopardize national security.

 

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